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officialunitedstates:

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@10 years ago with 896 notes

carmitabonita:

epiphanyofthedystopia:

The issue with regards to treatment of Latino Anericans and especially Mexicans whether from Mexico or America is a very overlooked issue.

I feel there’s not enough mainstream representation for these demographics.

Disgusting

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@10 years ago with 49299 notes

squidpixie:

gallifrey-feels:

yungcoochie:

bankston:

goodreasonnews:

amazingatheist:

I’m so glad to see the younger generation waking up to this hypocrisy. 

The homeowner at 22 one is killing me.

…………………….

This meme makes me so angry because it’s so on-target.

I am screaming

“Why don’t you call and ask if they’re hiring”

OH. MY. GOD. 

Not to mention a lot of retail jobs make you take a fucking 200-question personality test.

I applied at a craft store and one of the questions was “rate your faith in humanity on a 1-5 scale.”

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@10 years ago with 548194 notes
pdlcomics:
“New print in the PDL store: http://poorlydrawnlines.storenvy.com/
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pdlcomics:

New print in the PDL store: http://poorlydrawnlines.storenvy.com/

@10 years ago with 4101 notes
I share a birthday with Tommy Wiseau.
#tommywiseau
#iloveyou

I share a birthday with Tommy Wiseau.
#tommywiseau
#iloveyou

@11 years ago with 1 note
#iloveyou #tommywiseau 

slayboybunny:

I just tried to discretely use one if the body sprays at work cuz it was called Fantasy Forest and I was like…. I’m down…. BUT IT JUST SMELLS LIKE REALLY STRONG DIRT AND A GUY YELLED “WHO SPRAYED THAT FOREST ELF SHIT” FROM ACROSS THE STORE

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@11 years ago with 54313 notes
@11 years ago with 64722 notes
We have, and will, love you forever. Goodbye, Wonderful. “Blue skies, smilin’ at me.. Nothin’ but blue skies, do I see..” #RIPRobinWilliams

We have, and will, love you forever. Goodbye, Wonderful. “Blue skies, smilin’ at me.. Nothin’ but blue skies, do I see..” #RIPRobinWilliams

@11 years ago
#riprobinwilliams 
princeowl:
“ stunningpicture:
“ Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life
”
surprise bitch
”

princeowl:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

surprise bitch

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@10 years ago with 444483 notes
squeakykins:
“ ineffably-crowley:
“ Did you just unearth a cat from a pot of soil
”
the harvest is bountiful this year
”

squeakykins:

ineffably-crowley:

Did you just unearth a cat from a pot of soil

the harvest is bountiful this year

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@10 years ago with 711304 notes

sandandglass:

TDS, February 11, 2015

Jordan Klepper looks at the issue of sex education in schools

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@10 years ago with 867526 notes

do-you-have-a-flag:

disco1997:

mondo-video:

harvey keitel in taxi driver / tommy wiseau in the room

NO

deadwright bonzananza

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@11 years ago with 6139 notes

cypran:

runaon:

a-little-bi-furious:

asherehsa:

samjoonyuh:

Perspective. 

“Looting? I thought these were supposed to be nonviolent protests”

I know it’s incredible! People are literally coming out of the woodwork to comment on this photoset to focus on the looting headline with “well yes it is nice they were helping people hit with the tear gas, but stealing is still wrong uwu” as if they’re back to kindergarten morality.

Like everyone who’s gone to boot camp I’ve been tear gassed. They put about 50+ of you in a gas chamber and toss it in. You have to stay there until your rank is allowed to exit. Before that though, you have to say your name, rank, and social security number. You then exit and file into ranks (again) outside and are not allowed at any point to rinse your face or eyes for the entire day.

That right there? Easily the worst part of boot camp. My eyes were literally swollen shut. I was blinded for a good 30 minutes and my chest hurt for days.

I have zero problem and not and ounce of judgement for people raiding a mcdonalds that can easily afford to repair damage for ANYTHING to help ease the shittiness that is being tear gassed. Esp because every one of us in boot were medically sound to deal with tear gas. Children, asthmatics, people prone to panic and anxiety attacks, the elderly as sooo many more are NOT going to handle tear gas well at ALL.

Or that smoke the police use either.

It’s easy to sit there and judge someone from the safety of your home and say things like “it’s just tear gas” or “it can’t be that bad”.

Fuck you. As someone who HAS been gassed, you need to stfu.

As another person who has been gassed at boot: Fuck you twice. Did you know that shit can MELT CONTACT LENSES TO YOUR EYES. AND the adequate warning we had in boot still wasn’t enough to keep people from FREAKING OUT and these people have NONE of that to prepare themselves. This gas is ILLEGAL for me to use overseas and we can use it stateside on the civilians I’m charged to protect? No. Never.

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@11 years ago with 337685 notes
porkskins:
“ motdef:
“ I can’t even open a program to screenshot this
”
everything is good
”

porkskins:

motdef:

I can’t even open a program to screenshot this

everything is good

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@11 years ago with 509053 notes

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

image

what the fuck

#a whole new level of procrastination where your paper itself is procrastinating

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@11 years ago with 570969 notes